• My Three Dinner Guests

    When someone asks me the dreaded question: “Who are the three people you would like to invite most to dinner?” it is a no-win situation.

    I feel like an uneducated, narcissistic jerk if I don’t answer: Gandhi, Einstein, or Jesus. You know, people of that ilk.

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  • Still Quoting “My So Called Life?” You Betcha.

    “People are always saying you should be yourself, like yourself is this definite thing, like a toaster. Like you know what it is even.'” — Angela Chase (Claire Danes’s character) from My So Called Life

  • I Have Magical Breast Milk

    One average Tuesday afternoon, when my breast milk was just sitting around on the counter looking ordinary, forgotten, and partially separated, I heard a sultry man’s voice with an Italian accent: “Bella?”

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